Sometimes I don’t even know I go on tumblr and reblog things. And when that happens it is usually at some random hour in the middle of the night when I’m half asleep or when I’m drunk. Guys I don’t even know what I’m reblogging. Oops.
so it was my brother’s thirteenth birthday today and he came home from school with this horror-struck expression on his face and came into my room and sort of just stood there
and i asked him “what’s wrong?”
and he said “MY GIRLFRIEND HUGGED ME AND SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
and i was like “well that’s good isn’t it?”
and then he came closer and just whispered, really quietly “no you don’t understand i said happy birthday BACK”
im still laughing oH FUCK